pitbullfan:

my gf broke up with me so i deleted her neopets account

dont fukin mess with me

(Source: profoak, via glovesareamazingright-deactivat)

cooler-than-the-average-joe:

I like being at school, because I can be distracted here, rather than when I’m home thinking about everything.

(Source: coolerthantheaveragejoe)

• dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
• dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss